The green green greenhouse – what fabulous produce shall be grown in ye.
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I left her, i fear, at the mercy of her friends. That, i do regret.
Lord Tebbit, House of Lords, Tributes to Baroness Thatcher, 10th April 2013
Nothing really is work. Unless you’d rather be doing something else…
Karen Brady, 2013
Guy Martin Says
get me airbed blown up in me van… bit of a wank and go to sleep…
proper!
Guy Martin, TT3D Closer to the Edge 2011
There are other things besides work
Sol:
You know John, you should go easy – there are other things besides work
John Nash:
What are they?
The Concept of Society
The concept of society is based on the quality of mercy… its sense of fair play, its sense of justice.
Billy Hayes, Midnight Express, 1978
Permalinks 404 WordPress OSX in Users directory
If you’ve installed wordpress on OSX in your home directory and then enabled permalinks, you will find that you are getting 404′s when viewing your posts. Unless you add the following to your /private/etc/apache2/users/username.conf file. 
<Directory /path/to/wordpress>
Options Indexes MultiViews SymLinksIfOwnerMatch
AllowOverride Options FileInfo
</Directory>
Nutella Cake
125g butter
165g sugar
4 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla essence
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking powder
200g flour
1 tub of nutella (warmed in the oven for liquidity)
- cream the butter and sugar, add the eggs one by one (keep beating), add the vanilla.
- combine the flour, salt and baking powder, then add in 3 batches to the above.
- pour half the mixture into the baking vestibule, spoon over as much liquidy nutella as you dare, then add the remaining mixture. marble it up with a knife.
- Bake on 170c for 1 hour.
Simpsons – The Union
WORKER
You can’t treat the working man this way! One day, we’ll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we’ll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!
BURNS’ GRANDFATHER
The Japanese?! Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders? Bosh, flim-shaw!
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/scripts/last-exit
Tunnel OpenVPN over SSH
http://blog.redfern.me/tunneling-openvpn-through-ssh/